Predictions are short and long, comic and serious are very popular among people, because almost every one of us, even the most skeptical person, wants to look into the future and find out what awaits him there.

There are people who are really connected with higher powers. Those who can reliably tell what awaits us in the near and distant future. And we are trying to do it in a playful way. The most interesting thing is that often even such short ones made on holidays and corporate parties come true. Perhaps because they affect the human consciousness or subconsciousness.

Popular types of predictions

Some of the most popular types are:

1) Predictions are short, presented in a comic form at holidays and corporate parties. There are a large number of family, children's, corporate celebrations, thanks to which we can not only have fun, relax, enjoy pleasant communication, but also learn something new for ourselves. In order for the holiday to really be a success and to be liked by everyone present, you need not only to prepare a variety of delicacies, decorate the room, but also take care of the musical accompaniment and the celebration program. It's good if the celebration plan includes not only music, contests, but also short predictions - notes or any other form of them.

2) There are also predictions in a stricter form, which are studied by people who love horoscopes and other signs of fate. But sometimes even great lovers of prophecy get tired of reading long and instructive stories about what fate has in store for them for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, a week, a month or a year. In this case, there are short predictions that will not only clearly and clearly describe what awaits in the future, and warn against mistakes and troubles, but also make you smile or even laugh, or maybe look at all ordinary circumstances in a completely different way.

When can you use comic predictions?

Even predictions are cool, short ones most often carry a strict meaning and imply quite serious things, but they are also often used:

Just to cheer you up and bring variety and fun to the gray days;

To defuse the office routine at work;

At any holiday, party, corporate event, just at a meeting with friends.

Predictions are short and funny and can be used in many places and on a wide variety of occasions. The main thing is that everyone present should like it and be appropriate for a particular situation.

Of course, comic prophecies should not be taken quite seriously, but even they very often come true.

Comic predictions at wedding parties

Merry omens will be the best addition to the holiday for both adult parties and corporate events, as well as for children's celebrations.

At what events will comic predictions be appropriate? Initially, prophecies and divinations were most often used at wedding celebrations, this tradition has survived to our time. After all, it is difficult to imagine even now the second day of the wedding celebration, on which the guests would not change into various characters (most often they were and remain gypsies). More often than not, one of the gypsies talked about what awaits the young in the future, and then, in a joking manner, offered to ask the guests what to expect, but for a fee.

One of the most common and fun contests in a wedding party is also the exchange of predictions in the form of short notes between the bride and groom. To do this, the moderator needs to prepare one hat or basket with questions from the bride to the groom, and in another - with his answers. Then, pulling out one of the options, the bride will ask: "My dear, will you give me your salary?", To which, for example, he will answer: "Dream, dream, love!"

Examples of short wedding predictions

There are several options for the celebration:

1) You can take an ordinary geographic atlas, ask questions, open a page at random and point with your finger with your eyes closed. Questions can be as follows:

Where will the bride and groom go after the wedding?

Where will the main witness end up after the wedding?

Where can a witness find a boyfriend and a future husband?

Where will the newlyweds celebrate the New Year holidays?

From which country should the bride and groom expect the first news and guests?

Where will husband and wife visit in the coming year?

Where will young people travel on their first vacation together?

Where will they celebrate their pearl or wooden, other wedding anniversary?

Where does the mother-in-law dream of resting, having a dacha?

Where does the bride's father dream of going fishing, football?

Where does the father-in-law have investments and accounts?

Where does the mother-in-law dream of living?

Questions can be very diverse, based on the life history and desires of the young people and guests present at the wedding celebration. As you open the atlas, you will be answering questions yourself and it will be a lot of fun.

Cheerful predictions at various events

Later, comic and strict prophecies began to be used on all kinds of holidays: anniversaries, corporate parties and other festivities.

Short predictions-notes are widely used even at celebrations in which only children are participants. In this case, the main thing is that the format of such divinations is appropriate for the age. They should be understandable for the guys and correspond to the realities of their life.

Comic predictions for a corporate party

Comic and short predictions at a corporate party will be very useful, will make all the guests present laugh, and perhaps you will even learn something new about your colleagues. You can use the fun geographic atlas game described above. You need to take it, ask questions, and look for answers on the map, opening one of the pages. It is necessary with closed eyes to show the place where the answer is hidden. Examples of questions in this case may be as follows:

Where will the head of the board go to rest?

Where did the chief accountant go when he said that he would go to submit the report?

Where was the cashier when he said that he was going to the bank to pay the payments?

Where does the subordinate mentally send his boss after the reprimand?

Where will the bosses give a ticket for the best employee of the company?

For such fun prediction games, not only a world atlas, but also a map of your city is suitable. It will be much more fun.

In what form can predictions be presented to guests?

What are the most popular options for presenting predictions about the future to guests and heroes of the occasion?

1) Fortune telling of a gypsy on cards, by hand or using other methods.

2) At any adult celebration or corporate party, it will become more fun, and the program will be more varied if an astrologer or psychic speaks to the guests with comic predictions and predictions for the future.

3) In the past, at mass events (such as fairs, festivals), it was common to pull out a short fortune note from a hat or basket using a parrot, monkey or other animal for a fee. This option can also be used at modern celebrations. But finding a suitable trained animal is very difficult. So you can use the help of a child, for example, in a costume with angel wings, or one of the guests present can perform this role. Not so funny and original, but easy to implement.

4) A particularly interesting option for prediction is to include it in wishes and congratulations for the hero of the occasion. Thus, you not only diversify your performance, but you can also amuse the guests present at the celebration.

Predictions for the upcoming New Year

Most often funny predictions are used. Short notes with prophecies can be hung on the tree, placing them in the middle of Christmas tree decorations, or decorated as bundles and hung on strings. Most often, for the New Year, both relatives and just close people prepare gifts for each other under the Christmas tree, so a note with a short comic prediction can also be put in the gift box.

New Years and Christmas are the most common holidays for fortune telling. This time is most suitable for a variety of fortune-telling and omens. After all, a person is so arranged that on the eve of the New Year holidays we want to know what the coming year promises us, and there is always hope for something better. Therefore, short predictions for the New Year will be more useful than ever.

Examples of New Year's predictions

Funny predictions for the New Year, short notes with prophecies will cheer you up and tell you about what awaits you in the future:

If you work tirelessly in the new year, you will receive an unexpected reward and promotion.

If in the new year you get up an hour earlier, you will not receive a single reprimand from the authorities about being late.

New Year is good for those who love to dream - dream, act, and everything will surely come true.

On the night of December 31 to January 1, go out into the courtyard and see that a bright and brilliant future awaits you.

How many bubbles there will be in champagne, so many happy days will be in the new year.

Short predictions will not delight loved ones and gathered guests at the festive table:

If you lost your hat for the New Year holidays, then you will soon buy yourself another one.

If you put a fur coat under the tree for your wife, expect love, affection and understanding.

If you gave a frying pan - expect bruises and bumps.

Do not get carried away in the new year with buns and cakes - you will have to update your entire wardrobe.

Fortune notes in cookies

There are many original holiday options for making predictions:

Destiny notes can be placed in homemade cookies or holiday cakes.

Gilded walnuts with short predictions inside look beautiful.

Notes placed in balloons also look beautiful and unusual, resulting in a so-called bouquet of predictions from multi-colored balloons.

Examples of predictions for DIY cookies

For guests, you can make predictions for Christmas, put short notes in your own cookies:

Christmas meetings will bring warmth and comfort to your home and heart.

Celebrate Christmas with your family.

Christmas carols and outfits will make you feel good.

Christmas frosts will not let you get bored.

Dreams come true for Christmas.

You can bake a cookie and put short predictions in verse in it:

Catch the wishes of happiness and goodness, and you will have everything in full.

Everyone wants good, peace, and for this you need your own apartment.

Catch the bloodworm! Get some fish on the car!

You have a new task ahead of you in life, because you have to buy a summer house.

One of the most interesting actions on celebrating New Year, Birthdayor just tea drinking with guests will be self-prepared chinese fortune cookies.

These are such unpretentious cookies with surprisecontaining a piece of paper.

And this piece of paper says wishexactly to the person who chose this cookie.

In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.

By the way, you can bake notes with wishes for some cookies, and with the word "gift" for some cookies (having prepared an appropriate amount of every little thing). At the same time, it will be a fun way to give gifts to everyone.

Fortune's cookies will tell you a lot!
Someone - an apartment, someone - a road ...
Who wants to know more about Destiny?
There are enough cookies for everyone here! And you!

Fortune cookie wishes

1. If you want to be successful, you have to look like you have it.
2. The best, the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to please everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The winner differs from the loser only in that he rises one time more than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first in the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often waste energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
9. Do what you must, and come what may.
People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The flip side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as he is able to give.

Chinese cookie predictions

1) when God closes the door, he opens the window
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you do not know how. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. The professionals were building the Titanic!
4. It is better to regret what you did, not what you did not.
5. Whoever stands still walks backwards.
6. What is not done is for the best.
7. No one is defeated until he recognizes himself as defeated.
8. The fight is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
11. These people and these events in your life were here because you yourself brought them here. What will take off next depends on you.
12. Never ask anyone for anything, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
13. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a person, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can with what is where you are now.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't speak.
18. If you think and speak, don't write.
19. If you think, speak, write - do not subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and subscribe - do not be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don't start anything, then nothing will happen.
22. People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. Purpose is the main starting point for energy and time investment.
25. The success of a woman is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is getting started.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complex tasks into small, easy-to-do tasks and doing them starting with the first.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem is, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dream.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will help to make your wish come true.
32. Today is just the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.
33. There are no desperate situations: even if you are eaten, you have at least two choices.
34. If you were born without wings, don't stop them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because it wags its tail rather than talking its tongue
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies ... it will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no desperate situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It is not enough to know one's own worth - one must also be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Changes await you.
42. If you have not yet met your love, then this year you will definitely.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not condemn anyone, so as not to condemn you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. \u200b\u200bEnvy destroys a person's soul.

Common cookie predictions

- The wind of wandering blows you.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Wait for changes.
- New spring, new love.
- Don't miss important news.
- Wait for the replenishment of the budget.
- This week you risk falling in love.
- Caution on the road.
- The stars are supportive to you.
- Make time for your home.
- A meeting with an important person awaits you.

Longer and more interesting predictions

1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to hinder or harm you.
4. Very soon important news will come.
5. Everything is God's will: it is not in your power to influence the situation!
6. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps, well known to you.
7. Something new will enter your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone can let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. You hope not in vain!
11. Check all locks and locks: you can be robbed.
12. The problem is within you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry up all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusted lock.
17. Anxiety and anxiety await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth the effort.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the case you have in mind will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think it is.
22. The offer that will be made to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the case you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. Alone, you cannot cope with your problems.
26. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
27. The time has come for you to doubt and hesitate.
28. From sowing grain to harvesting time must pass.
29. The darkness in which you have lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.

Philosophical predictions

1. Lead your ordinary life in an unusual way.
2. Do not look for external enemies: in order to understand what hinders your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it up.
6. The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
7. Act not according to old authorities, but according to what you think is right for you.
8.
9. If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude to your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you started.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't give in to emotions.
16. Take a closer look at your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along quick results.
20. Resign yourself: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle against your own selfishness.
22. Your energy is leaking due to a rash or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
25. Events are completely outside your control.
26. Trust what is happening to you.
27.
28. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a mystery until now.

Chinese predictions for a children's party

The fairytale fairy will give you a magical dream today.
Soon a new faithful friend will appear in your life!
All your wishes will definitely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and you will be set as an example for everyone.
You will have a new interesting book soon.
A fun journey awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
You will brush your teeth tomorrow.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you will be the captain.
You will definitely know the whole multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows you will grow one centimeter.
Your wish will come true this week.
Be more attentive on Friday - an interesting event awaits you.

PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: you will know the crunch of money every day!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as have the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year, you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
In the New Year, you will win a million dollars, and then give it all to charity.
In the New Year, you will be presented with such a gift that you can only dream of - "Goldfish", although it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between things, you will diligently lie on the sofa.
You will live easily all year long, eat, drink and sing, not be worried.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Drink less alcohol in the New Year, otherwise you will wake up the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your half, and you will be happy!

Alphabetical predictions!

Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming another ...
The burst of energy will help you cope with the large volume of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are three great doctors.
It's time to act!
It's time to end the old and start the new.
Let the world be filled with calmness and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very beneficial.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for the implementation of ideas.
Reflect and do not rush into action.
Let compassion guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
The nightingale is not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now is the time to try something new.
Patience! You are almost there.
The one who knows is rich enough.
Those who do not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Good luck takes you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
It's a good time to finish old beginnings.
The good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Although some try to hinder you, you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the best.
It's time to get moving. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body asks for
Leave no effort and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic wishes

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish to keep the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
To your health, your toast! You will have career growth!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And incomes will increase!
May success accompany! You are the best learner!
There are many different impressions In wonderful travels!
Let not worry! New job awaits you!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Predictions - tips

Do not look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it up.
The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
Act not according to old authorities, but according to what you think is right for you.
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude to your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle against your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
Trust what is happening to you.
Reflect and do not rush into action.

Quotes from movies

1. Well, you know, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke ... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will have a carouse. Cheerfully, good-naturedly, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare dishes ... plates - I will beat all this. Take the bread out of the barn - I will set fire to the barn.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY cottage!
5. Fly, do not skimp, buy pictures!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you are worthy of me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the windows to our beloved women
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant! ..
9. Sit in vain, no apartments are expected until next spring!
10. Here I am walking I'm beautiful down the street, and the men around and fall, and fall ... And they themselves stack up in stacks !!!
11. I will be in command of the parade!
12. And can I give you another key to the apartment, where the money is? !!!
13. The ice is broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice is broken !!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump!
15. Our people don't take a taxi to the bakery!
16. Play Gena's ping-pong, you're good at it!
17. Sorry to prevent you from hiding your money!

One of the most interesting actions on celebrating New Year, Birthdayor just tea drinking with guests will be self-prepared chinese fortune cookies.

These are such unpretentious cookies with surprisecontaining a piece of paper.

And this piece of paper says wishexactly to the person who chose this cookie.

In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.

By the way, you can bake notes with wishes for some cookies, and with the word "gift" for some cookies (having prepared an appropriate amount of every little thing). At the same time, it will be a fun way to give gifts to everyone.

Fortune's cookies will tell you a lot!
Someone - an apartment, someone - a road ...
Who wants to know more about Destiny?
There are enough cookies for everyone here! And you!

Fortune cookie wishes

1. If you want to be successful, you have to look like you have it.
2. The best, the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to please everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The winner differs from the loser only in that he rises one time more than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first in the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often waste energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
9. Do what you must, and come what may.
People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The flip side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as he is able to give.

Chinese cookie predictions

1) when God closes the door, he opens the window
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you do not know how. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. The professionals were building the Titanic!
4. It is better to regret what you did, not what you did not do.
5. Whoever stands still walks backwards.
6. What is not done is for the best.
7. No one is defeated until he recognizes himself as defeated.
8. The fight is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
11. These people and these events of your life were here because you yourself brought them here. What will take off next depends on you.
12. Never ask anyone for anything, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
13. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a person, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can with what is where you are now.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't speak.
18. If you think and speak, don't write.
19. If you think, speak, write - do not subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and subscribe - do not be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don't start anything, then nothing will happen.
22. People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. Purpose is the main starting point for energy and time investment.
25. The success of a woman is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complex tasks into small, easy-to-do tasks and doing them starting with the first.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem is, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dream.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will help to make your wish come true.
32. Today is exactly the same tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.
33. There are no desperate situations: even if you are eaten, you have at least two choices.
34. If you were born without wings, do not prevent them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because it wags its tail rather than talking its tongue
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies ... it will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no desperate situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It is not enough to know one's own worth - one must also be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Changes await you.
42. If you have not yet met your love, then this year you will definitely meet.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not condemn anyone, so as not to condemn you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. \u200b\u200bEnvy destroys a person's soul.

Common cookie predictions

- The wind of wandering blows you.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Wait for changes.
- New spring, new love.
- Don't miss important news.
- Wait for the replenishment of the budget.
- This week you run the risk of falling in love.
- Careful on the road.
- The stars are supportive to you.
- Make time for your home.
- You will meet with an important person.

Longer and more interesting predictions

1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to hinder or harm you.
4. Very soon important news will come.
5. Everything is God's will: to influence the situation is not in your power!
6. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps, well known to you.
7. Something new will enter your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone may let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. You hope not in vain!
11. Check all locks and locks: you could be robbed.
12. The problem is within you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry up all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusted lock.
17. Anxiety and anxiety await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your effort.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the case you have in mind will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think it is.
22. The offer that will be made to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the case you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. Alone, you cannot cope with your problems.
26. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
27. The time has come for you to doubt and hesitate.
28. From sowing grain to harvesting time must pass.
29. The darkness in which you have lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.

Philosophical predictions

1. Lead your ordinary life in an unusual way.
2. Do not look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it up.
6. The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
7. Act not according to old authorities, but according to what you think is right for you.
8. It's time to finish old and start new.
9. If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude to your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you started.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't give in to emotions.
16. Take a closer look at your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along quick results.
20. Resign yourself: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle against your own selfishness.
22. Your energy leaks away due to rash or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
25. Events are completely outside your control.
26. Trust what is happening to you.
27. Reflect and do not rush into action.
28. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a mystery until now.

Chinese predictions for a children's party

The fairytale fairy will give you a magical dream today.
Soon a new faithful friend will appear in your life!
All your wishes will definitely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and they will set you up as an example for everyone.
You will have a new interesting book soon.
A fun journey awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
You will be brushing your teeth tomorrow.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you will be the captain.
You will definitely know the whole multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows you will grow one centimeter.
Your wish will come true this week.
Be more attentive on Friday - an interesting event awaits you.

PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: you will know the crunch of money every day!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as have the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year, you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
In the New Year, you will win a million dollars, and then give it all to charity.
In the New Year, you will be presented with such a gift that you can only dream of - "Goldfish", although it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between things, you will diligently lie on the couch.
You will live easily all year long, eat, drink and sing, not be worried.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Drink less alcohol in the New Year, otherwise you will wake up the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your half, and you will be happy!

Alphabetical predictions!

Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming another ...
The boost of energy will help you cope with the large volume of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are three great doctors.
It's time to act!

Let the world be filled with calmness and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very beneficial.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for the implementation of ideas.

Let compassion guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will move you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
The nightingale is not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now is the time to try something new.
Patience! You are almost there.
The one who knows is rich enough.
Those who do not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Good luck takes you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
It's a good time to finish old beginnings.
The good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Although some try to hinder you, you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the best.
It's time to get moving. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body asks for
Leave no effort and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic wishes

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish to keep the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
To your health, your toast! You will have career growth!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And incomes will increase!
May success accompany! You are the best learner!
There are many different impressions In wonderful travels!
Let not worry! New job awaits you!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Predictions - tips

Do not look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it up.
The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
Act in accordance not with old authorities, but with what you think is right for you.
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude to your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle against your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
Trust what is happening to you.
Reflect and do not rush into action.

Quotes from movies

1. Well, you know, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke ... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will have a carouse. Cheerfully, good-naturedly, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare dishes ... plates - I will beat all this. Take the bread out of the barn - I will set fire to the barn.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY cottage!
5. Fly, do not skimp, buy pictures!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you are worthy of me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the windows to our beloved women
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant! ..
9. Sit in vain, no apartments are expected until next spring!
10. Here I am walking I'm beautiful down the street, and the men around and fall, and fall ... And they themselves stack up in stacks !!!
11. I will be in command of the parade!
12. And can I give you another key to the apartment, where the money is? !!!
13. The ice is broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice is broken !!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump!
15. Our people don't take a taxi to the bakery!
16. Play Gena's ping-pong, you're good at it!
17. Sorry to prevent you from hiding your money!

We've all heard about predictions. It is known that people who are in one way or another connected with various forces that are still incomprehensible and unknown to man are engaged in such a business. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in any country and in various eras. Of course, in the modern world, predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them in life next. However, predictions now acquire not only a strict character, but also their playful form appears. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.

Comic predictions - what is it

How do funny predictions differ from their more rigorous form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for different purposes. Many people get bored of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I would like to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes turn into a comic form. It can be just humor, caricature, and sometimes there is real black humor. Reading cool predictions, you can laugh a lot, and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is more easily perceived, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions, of course, is the business of every person. But it will be useful to take into account the warnings.

Where are funny predictions used?

However, comic predictions do not always have a strong background. They can also be used simply to cheer up. A person who adopts them for himself is able to become the soul of the company in the shortest possible time and be known as an enviable joker. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, as long as they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction is not required to be taken on faith, it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also cases when even funny predictions invented for laughter came true. So even with them it is worth being careful. Also, funny and funny predictions are often used at holidays and celebrations. These can be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home events.

At what events are comic predictions more often used?

Weddings were the first events that gave birth to hilarious but instructive predictions. It is rare to see a wedding in which the guests don’t dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what a gypsy woman without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit of those present and simply cheer the passers-by, the gypsy in a comic form pronounces predictions to the groom and the bride, and then to all those present. After that, funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. They always wish the hero of the day long life, health and happiness. Everyone knows this and is familiar. But here is a humorous prediction, uttered at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes for happiness and longevity, capable of lighting it up with renewed vigor, making guests laugh and delighting the hero of the day. Often funny predictions are used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to children's themes.

Cool prediction form

Comic predictions are used in a variety of ways. If they are pronounced during a feast, wedding, then it is more interesting to use the poetic form. Thus, at the same time, prediction can be an excellent toast. Also, a funny prediction often becomes part of the game, entertainment. There are many drinking games in which you can solve in a comic form who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If funny predictions are carried out at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costume masquerade with a similar purpose. Children who are interested in the riddle are always happy to accept jokes.

In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke will simply not work.

Comic predictions in verses in one line

1. The day is bright and bright, like a lovely gift.
2. A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3. Let the tears of joy shed, soon the old friend will return!
4. Down with anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5. Wait for the sunset, wait for the sunrise, wait for a sweet greeting.
6. Every day and every hour someone thinks of you.
7. Look ahead more merrily, there wealth awaits you.
8. Wait a little, the road is waiting for you.
9. Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10. Celebration and fun await you at the end of the week.
11. Suddenly you will have a new friend.
12. Wait, do not cry, luck will come to you.
13. Sun again and happiness again - you will meet new love.
14. Expect success at work by next Saturday.
15. You will always have delicious food in your house.
16. Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably get lucky.
17. If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you.
18. In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be ready.
19. Changes await you in early January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain.
20. Try to run cautiously on the ice at night, and then it is quite possible that you will meet the New Year.

Cheerful predictions

1. When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
2. When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will come off.
3. You are lucky! Therefore, be humble and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4. Crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your destiny.
5. Go to the boss with your left foot - and you will be promoted.
6. Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be silent! And no one would call a bore.
7. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
8. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9. Buy a book you don't like at all and you will find answers to all your questions.
10. A pleasant surprise awaits you during the first week after the New Year.
11. Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there - will soon appear with you.
12. If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a merry and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13. In the New Year, you will win a million dollars, but then you will give it all to charity.
14. In the New Year, you can get rid of your bad habit, but you will acquire a couple more new ones.
15. In the New Year, you will be presented with the most coveted gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
17. In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as have the pleasure of earning it.
18. In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and you will give the old one to a nursing home.
19. If you put on clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
20. If you come across a foreign body in the bread, know - it's for luck!

Astrological comic predictions

1. The stars are supportive of you. However, do not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house portends a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. For your zodiac sign, ritual dances on the table are contraindicated, otherwise an impartial meeting in the state house is possible.
4. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny ... hey, sweetie, aren't you too heavy on champagne?
5. Abuse of shouts "Happy newcomer!" fraught with sore throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with one lips, rolling eyes meditatively.
6. The stars are not positioned in the best way: the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints will be the most susceptible to rhythmic twitching.
7. Your patron planet Mercury heralds an unexpected turn of events for you after your toast to love.
9. From today on, you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will bring you new and unexpected love.
10. That night, the stars are located in the sky so that everything that you have dreamed of receiving for so long shines on you.

New Year wishes

1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. I wish to keep the style! You will have a car!
3. Luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
4. To your health, your toast! You will have career growth!
5. I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
6. Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And incomes will increase!
7. May success accompany! You are the best learner!
8. There are many different impressions! On beautiful travels!
9. Let not worry! New job awaits you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

One of the most interesting actions on celebrating the new year will be self-prepared chinese fortune cookies.

These are such nondescript cookies with surprisecontaining a piece of paper.

And this piece of paper says wishes for the next New Year exactly to the person who chose this cookie.

In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.

By the way, you can bake notes with wishes for some cookies, and with the word "gift" for some cookies (having prepared an appropriate amount of every little thing). At the same time, it will be a fun way to give everyone gifts.

Fortune's cookies will tell you a lot!
Someone - an apartment, someone - a road ...
Who wants to know more about Destiny?
There are enough cookies for everyone here! And you!

Recipe: Chinese biscuits from predictions

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Chinese wishes for cookies

1. If you want to be successful, you have to look like you have it.
2. The best, the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to please everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The winner differs from the loser only in that he rises one time more than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first in the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often waste energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
9. Do what you must, and come what may.
People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The flip side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as he is able to give.

Chinese cookie predictions

1) when God closes the door, he opens the window
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you do not know how. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. The professionals were building the Titanic!
4. It is better to regret what you did, not what you did not do.
5. Whoever stands still walks backwards.
6. What is not done is for the best.
7. No one is defeated until he recognizes himself as defeated.
8. The fight is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
11. These people and these events of your life were here because you yourself brought them here. What will take off next depends on you.
12. Never ask anyone for anything, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
13. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a person, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can with what is where you are now.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't speak.
18. If you think and speak, don't write.
19. If you think, speak, write - do not subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and subscribe - do not be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don't start anything, then nothing will happen.
22. People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. Purpose is the main starting point for energy and time investment.
25. The success of a woman is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complex tasks into small, easy-to-do tasks and doing them starting with the first.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem is, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dream.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will help to make your wish come true.
32. Today is exactly the same tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.
33. There are no desperate situations: even if you are eaten, you have at least two choices.
34. If you were born without wings, do not prevent them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because it wags its tail rather than talking its tongue
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies ... it will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no desperate situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It is not enough to know one's own worth - one must also be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Changes await you.
42. If you have not yet met your love, then this year you will definitely meet.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not condemn anyone, so as not to condemn you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. \u200b\u200bEnvy destroys a person's soul.

The most common predictions

The wind of wandering blows you.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Wait for changes.
- New spring, new love.
- Don't miss important news.
- Wait for the budget replenishment.
- This week you run the risk of falling in love.
- Caution on the road.
- The stars are supportive to you.
- Make time for your home.
- A meeting with an important person awaits you.

Longer and more interesting predictions

1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to hinder or harm you.
4. Very soon important news will come.
5. Everything is God's will: to influence the situation is not in your power!
6. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps, well known to you.
7. Something new will enter your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone may let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. You hope not in vain!
11. Check all locks and locks: you could be robbed.
12. The problem is within you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry up all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusted lock.
17. Anxiety and anxiety await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your effort.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the case you have in mind will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think it is.
22. The offer that will be made to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the case you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. Alone, you cannot cope with your problems.
26. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
27. The time has come for you to doubt and hesitate.
28. From sowing grain to harvesting time must pass.
29. The darkness in which you have lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.

Philosophical predictions

1. Lead your ordinary life in an unusual way.
2. Do not look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it up.
6. The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
7. Act not according to old authorities, but according to what you think is right for you.
8
9. If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude to your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you started.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't give in to emotions.
16. Take a closer look at your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along quick results.
20. Resign yourself: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle against your own selfishness.
22. Your energy leaks away due to rash or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
25. Events are completely outside your control.
26. Trust what is happening to you.
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28. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a mystery until now.

Chinese predictions for a children's party

The fairytale fairy will give you a magical dream today.
Soon a new faithful friend will appear in your life!
All your wishes will definitely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and they will set you up as an example for everyone.
You will have a new interesting book soon.
A fun journey awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
You will be brushing your teeth tomorrow.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you will be the captain.
You will definitely know the whole multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows you will grow one centimeter.
Your wish will come true this week.
Be careful on Friday - an interesting event awaits you.

WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: you will know the crunch of money every day!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as have the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year, you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
In the New Year, you will win a million dollars, and then give it all to charity.
In the New Year, you will be presented with such a gift that you can only dream of - "Goldfish", although it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between things, you will diligently lie on the couch.
You will live easily all year long, eat, drink and sing, not be worried.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Drink less alcohol in the New Year, otherwise you will wake up the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your half, and you will be happy!

Alphabetical predictions!

Congratulations! You are on the right track.
... Having conquered one mountain, start storming another ...
... The boost of energy will help you cope with the large volume of unplanned work.
... Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
... Nature, time and patience are three great doctors.
... It's time to act!
... It's time to end the old and start the new.
... Let the world be filled with calmness and goodwill.
... Working with new partners will be very beneficial.
... Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for the implementation of ideas.
... Reflect and do not rush into action.
... Let compassion guide your decisions.
... The result of your actions may be unexpected.
... Romance will move you in a new direction.
... From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
... Today you will have a beautiful day.
... Measure seven times, cut once!
... Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
... The nightingale is not fed with fables.
... Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
... A happy life is right in front of you.
... Now is the time to try something new.
... Patience! You are almost there.
... The one who knows is rich enough.
... Those who do not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
... Good luck takes you through all the hard times.
... Pay special attention to old friendships.
... Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
... It's a good time to finish old beginnings.
... The good news will come to you in the mail.
... Well done is better than well said.
... Although some try to hinder you, you will still achieve your goals.
... Man is never old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
... Whatever is done is for the best.
... It's time to get moving. Your mood will improve.
... You have to consider an unexpected offer
... Do what your soul and body asks for
... Leave no effort and get what you want
... Someone needs your support

Poetic wishes

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
... I wish to keep the style! You will have a car!
... Luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
... To your health, your toast! You will have career growth!
... I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
... Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And incomes will increase!
... May success accompany! You are the best learner!
... There are many different impressions In wonderful travels!
... Let not worry! New job awaits you!
... I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Predictions - Tips

Do not look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
... Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
... Be attentive to the clues of fate.
... If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it up.
... The payoff comes from what you have to part with.
... Act in accordance not with old authorities, but with what you think is right for you.
... It's time to end the old and start the new.
... If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude to your own personality.
... Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
... Finish what you started.
... Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
... Don't get emotional.
... Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
... Focus on the present.
... Be persistent in the battle against your own selfishness.
... Go with the flow of life without evaluations and attempts to understand it.
... Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
... Trust what is happening to you.
... Reflect and do not rush into action.

Quotes from movies

1. Well, you know, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke ... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will have a carouse. Cheerfully, good-naturedly, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes ... the plates - I'm going to beat it all. Take the bread out of the barn - I will light the barn.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY cottage!
5. Fly, do not skimp, buy pictures!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you are worthy of me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the windows to our beloved women
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant! ..
9. Sit in vain, no apartments are expected until next spring!
10. Here I go I am beautiful along the street, and the men around and fall, and fall ... And they themselves stack up in stacks !!!
11. I will be in command of the parade!
12. And can I give you another key to the apartment, where the money is? !!!
13. The ice is broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice is broken !!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump!
15. Our people don't take a taxi to the bakery!
16. Play Gena's ping-pong, you're good at it!
17. Sorry to prevent you from hiding your money!